District 12
The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.

mklv:

This is what you call “superstition”

Will I have 7 years bad luck if I break a mirror?

Will I die now because I just denounced God?

Actually the newspapers called the Titanic unsinkable, not the owners. God help me if someone calls me invincible.

Reblogged 3 months ago from mklv (Originally from shortyyovoxo)
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